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Well poor Lieutenant Saavik, she didn't know what to do
She tried her best but could not pass the Kobayashi Maru
And Admiral Kirk was feeling old and it was true
Pretty soon he would retire and there would be a brand new crew
Oh Bones knew
It was much too soon
You should be there, the captain's chair
It was what you were meant to do
And poor Commander Chekov, he didn't know what to say
He and Captain Terrell beamed down and found the Botany Bay
And Chekov understood they had to beam up right away
But they went outside and understood that it was much too late
There they met
A man quite upset
Khan had been on that planet for years
He put mind-control worms in their ears
And poor Dr. Carol Marcus, she was angry as her son
When Chekov said he had to take Genesis for the Federation
Kirk was flabbergasted and he diverted the training mission
He took control and set the course to meet with the Regula One
And with Spock's query
Kirk told the story
Genesis could terraform
But it was also pretty scary
And poor Admiral Kirk, he sure was confused
When the Reliant started creeping close to the Enterprise and her crew
Little did he know the ship was controlled by his ol' pal Khan
He didn't listen to Saavik and proceeded with the shields down
The Reliant fired
And Khan expressed his crazed desire
For Admiral Kirk to surrender
And turn the Genesis project over
Now, it's worth mentioning here why exactly this fella Khan was so mad at the good Admiral Kirk. You see, Khan was a dictator from the eugenics wars of the mid 1990s. He and his friends were frozen and shot into space, where they stayed until the Enterprise found them 200 years later.
Khan tried to take over the Enterprise with the help of the mutinous 20th century historian, Lieutenant McGivers. When his several attempts to murder Captain Kirk failed, Kirk sent Khan to the nearby planet, Ceti Alpha Five.
However, six months after arriving, Ceti Alpha Five became a dried up desert waste land. Many of Khan's buddies, including Lieutenant McGivers, died, and Khan spent 15 long years dreaming of killing his old friend, Kirk.
Now there's a lesson to be learned here, you see:
When you gallop among the cosmos as long as me
You make a lot of friends
But you also make a couple enemies
Well poor ol' Khan, he and his buddies didn't know
That the Enterprise could shut his shields down with a simple code
And both ships were in bad shape and they needed some repairs
So in the meantime Kirk and co beamed down to the planet to see what was there
There they met up
With Terrell and Chekov
The mind-controlling worm
Made Captain Terrell kill himself
Well Kirk was quite upset that Khan had buried him alive
And it didn't help when he found out that Carole had kind of lied
See, David was his son, but he'd attacked Kirk with a knife
But Carole showed him Genesis, he had never seen the like
They beamed back on board
And Spock assured
Lieutenant Saavik he hadn't lied
He'd exaggerated about the time
The two ships entered a nebula where they were both nearly blind
But Khan didn't seem to care so they continued to fight
And to make a long story short, the Enterprise defeated Khan
But not before he hit the button to detonate the Genesis bomb
Spock knew
The needs of the many outweigh the few
To save the ship, he died that day
And Kirk shot him out of the torpedo bay
Now there's a lesson to be learned here, you see:
When you gallop among the cosmos as long as me
You make a lot of friends
But you also make a couple enemies
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Oh we're going to steal the Enterprise and search for Spock
Oh yes we're going to steal the Enterprise and search for Spock
The Federation don't think it needs to keep its flagship locked
And so we're going to steal the Enterprise and search for Spock
Well we're all upset that Mr. Spock died
And Dr. McCoy is losing his mind
He's got all of Spock's memories inside
And Sarek says Spock could be revived
I will do whatever I can
To get Spock's body back to Vulcan, to Vulcan
Oh we're going to steal the Enterprise and search for Spock
Oh yes we're going to steal the Enterprise and search for Spock
Captain Douchebag thinks he can chase us out of Space Dock
And so we're going to steal the Enterprise and search for Spock
Saavik saw Genesis was getting wild
And she and David found Spock as a child
He was aging fast and the planet was doomed
And the Klingon Commander and his buddies pursued
Saavik said, Spock is coming of age
If he doesn't ponn farr he's going to be in a rage
Oh we're going to steal the Enterprise and search for Spock
Oh yes we're going to steal the Enterprise and search for Spock
Lieutenant Saavik is doin' ponn farr with teenage Spock
And so we're going to steal the Enterprise and search for Spock
At Genesis we found the Grissom was gone
And in its place a Bird of Prey: The Klingons!
The Klingon Commander said, "Kill any one!"
And those Klingon bastards, they killed my son
I will make them pay with their lives
I'll blow them to bits along with the Enterprise
Oh we're going to blow up the Enterprise and search for Spock
Oh yes we're going to blow up the Enterprise and search for Spock
The Klingon Commander looks just like Doc
And so we're going to blow up the Enterprise and search for Spock
Well, I kicked the Klingon into a lava pit
And I got beamed up at the last second
We brought Spock home and after some time
The Vulcan high priestess had revived his mind
Though this trip cost us a pretty penny
The needs of the one outweigh the needs of the many
Oh we're going to blow up the Enterprise and search for Spock
Oh yes we're going to blow up the Enterprise and search for Spock
The Federation don't think it needs to keep its flagship locked
And so we're going to blow up the Enterprise and search for Spock
"And the adventure continues!"
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