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In the tradition of hack songwriters adding needlessly to the endless treasure trove of holiday classics (See "Text me Merry Christmas"), here's a brand new hot-off-the-shelf Christmas smash hit!

What happens when two best buddies like Frosty the Snowman and Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer fall in love with the same gal? They duke it out, Christmas-style! Who shall triumph? You must listen to find out! (Or read the lyrics...)

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Oh Frosty
Says that love is a lie
But then he sees her
With his charcoal eyes

Oh Rudolph Rudolph
Flying in a reindeer race
Crashes into a rooftop
When he sees her pretty face

The North Pole's
A lonely part of the world
For poor boys
Looking to meet pretty girls
And reindeer and snowmen may say
It don't bother them, it's ok
But Rudolph prays
And Frosty's melting on my sleigh

Oh Frosty
Tries to get in a word
But his buddy Rudolph
Makes his way to her first

Oh Rudolph Rudolph
Flirtatiously says hello
Then he feels a snowball
Smash into his glowing nose

The North Pole's
A lonely part of the world
For poor boys
Looking to meet pretty girls
And reindeer and snowmen may say
It don't bother them, it's ok
But Rudolph prays
And Frosty's melting on my sleigh

Oh Frosty's
Stick hand turns to a fist
Gonna show his lady
Who the best man is

Oh Rudolph Rudolph
Is ready for the fisticuffs
When he sees his lady
Giving smooches to Santa Claus

Oh tell me:
What in the world were the odds?
That these two boys
Would fall in love with Mrs. Claus?
And reindeer and snowmen may say
It don't bother them, it's ok
But Rudolph prays
And Frosty's melting on my sleigh

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from Put Some Records On While I Pour, released December 22, 2014
Written by Alex Berkley

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Alex Berkley Buffalo, New York

Alex Berkley is a singer/songwriter rooted in Buffalo, NY who has been writing and performing for 13 years or so. Berkley's songs feature melodic poetic lyrics with a pinch of whimsy and wit. His debut album, Lists & Listlessness, has been called, "Awesome," by many of his close friends. Most recently, Berkley completed his third volume of fun-a-day songs in February 2015. ... more

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